THIS HUSKY HEARS THE BABY CRYING SO IT LULLS IT OH MY GOD I’M SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO START CRYING
“No, sad baby, oh no, no sad”
“Sing? Make not sad? Sing baby?”
“Sing sad baby. Baby not sad. I’m a good dog.”
I FUCKING LOVE DOGS. LIKE I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS. OMG
I’M SO HAPPY
I want to see what you see
all I know is what I’ve been told
a tired, washed out picture
faded by the sun
of a girl on a mattress
in nothing but her underwear
dirty blonde hair splayed out beneath her
in an empty room, all alone
but for the photographer
the shadow of a fingerprint in the corner
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
Thanks go out to Tumblr’r K for sourcing this, so the brilliant person who created it gets some credit.
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